"I bet it's called almond milk because no one can say nut juice with a straight face."
My husband says I overthink everything. He's not wrong. But I'd rather overthink it, overplan it, overdo it, and be prepared for anything. I don't like surprises.
However, a recent discussion we had prompted me to write down some of the random thoughts I have throughout the day. Turns out there are a lot. Welcome to my brain!
Why is there an "S" in the word "lisp"? That's just cruel.
Whenever you clean something it makes something else dirty.
Did Kamikazi pilots where helmets? Because, why?
Is it just me, or are the people who claim they hate drama actually the most dramatic people I know?
I think about overthinking a lot.
If I wish bad Karma on someone will I not have just generated some bad Karma for myself?
How do we know that Humpty Dumpty was an egg? It's never mentioned in the poem.
Who decided the order of the alphabet?
I can't remember what it is like to think without using words.
I have been through a lot of crap. I have only recently discovered that it's called "LIFE".
Isn't ketchup just a tomato smoothie?
It's okay not to be okay.
There is no such thing as a new mirror.
I get my greatest strength from overcoming my weaknesses.
Nature doesn't care what we do. It will adapt and kill us if it has to.
This could be my last day on earth. I had better get my housework done.
That's it folks. I will be sharing a new direction in my life with y'all in the upcoming weeks. It's always exciting taking a plan from thought to fruition! Stay tuned.